There's a Pizza Hut just down the street from us at work, so we get carryout every now and then.
Today we decided to get our usual: Stuffed Crust, two larges instead of one (because there are four of us eating and we likes our pizza). So B calls, and we get bad news:
They're "out of stuffed crust." Apparently they're out of the cheese they need to make it, or some such nonsense, and won't have it for two or three hours. This is like BWW being out of sauce, or wings, or chicken, or something. Totally unacceptable.
Fortunately, there are like 5 Pizza Huts within a few miles of here. Lunch is saved.