That's not really him, right?

So I've got the NBC pregame show muted, because it's usually full of crap like all pregame shows. (Keys to winning: stop the other team.) But I look up, and I see a man who looks suspiciously like the worst GM in NFL history. Sure enough, that's him.

What's he doing? Spouting some crap about how the Lions aren't that far away from winning.

The old Dan Patrick would have ripped him to shreds, right? Right? This one? Well, I could only stomach about ten seconds before I muted it again, but it sure didn't sound like he was holding Millen's feet to the fire.

What a joke. The only reason for Millen to appear on TV is to apologize for all the damage he did to that franchise.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Matt Millen has been fired.

In other news, George W. Bush admitted that he is a corrupt fool surrounded by charlatans and will resign with his entire staff, effective immediately; John McCain acknowledged that the philosophical differences between the W administration and his prospective administration would be as small as Sarah Palin's brain; and I might have a chance with Angie Harmon.

oh really? Trust me, up until today, I'd have put all four thoughts in the same category.

Sorry, don't have time to post any more. I've got to get back to work on my "Jason Sehorn sux" letters.